It’s time to celebrate you and the fact that you made it around the sun another year. Not sure if you’re old yet? See menu at bottom of page. I searched far and wide to find you the perfect present. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. Today is the perfect day to forget all about your cares – and the fact that I didn’t get you a birthday gift.”, 146. “It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest, best friend. “Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world.”, 24. Sure, they bring parties and good times. Happy birthday.”, 51. . Best birthday! “Happy birthday! “Dear Sister you are so sweet, lovely and annoying. “I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram. May you live to be so old, people start wondering if you’re the walking dead.”, 16. Happy Birthday!”, 174. May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead.”, 17. Congratulations on reaching your birthday again, because surveys show that those who live the longest have the most birthdays. Humorous birthday card for her by Fleet Street The rather splendid Good Times Birthday girl promises to stay sober Friends think it's the funniest thing they've heard in ages. I know you are getting old, and I know that you would choose to not be reminded of it. Best birthday! Blue Mountain's funny birthday ecards are the perfect way to say Happy Birthday to friends, family and loved ones! For this reason, our editors have created these funny birthday wishes for best friend so that you can share them with your friends, friends, or with any family member who turns birthday. “Happy birthday cousin! So let’s share a drink and celebrate the times when you were a young spring chicken! #1… My special funny birthday wishes to you!”, 205. Happy. Happy bday! Happy birthday!”, 120. “Happy birthday, friend. “Let me honor you with a joke: Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Happy Birthday!”, 183. You probably wouldn’t remember what I gave you in a few days, anyway. “One of my favorite memories of our schooldays, big brother, was learning about the Dark Ages. “On your birthday, I just want to say I’m sorry for all the times in the past that I teased you, and ask for forgiveness for all the times I’m going to tease you in the future. You know what I’m saying. We have millions of members all over the world.”, 9. Great for sharing on Facebook. Get personalized love hearts birthday video. Happy birthday! Check out the list and you will find hilarious birthday wishes for friend, brother, sister, cousin, mom, dad, you name it, so that special day will go in laughter and super fun. By the way, have you met my other friends yet? “Happy birthday cousin! Happy birthday!”, 94. Happy birthday!”, 143. Wonderful birthday! Make’em smile, grin, giggle, guffaw. You can thank me later because I have already called the fire department before you blow out the candles. Happy Birthday!”, 204. Haha, I’m laughing about them now but seriously, did you steal my legos that one time. Buy a bigger one next time. I wish you would always have a birthday every year, it is so much fun. “Happy birthday! “I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy. This relic from the World War I made me think of you on your birthday. Happy birthday!”, 173. “You look great birthday girl – considering your age. Come on! “Happy birthday, my friend! Enjoy what little hair you have left!”, 182. On your birthday, I wish that you would still have more hair on your head than on your nose. Have a great birthday! You may be older, but still never better! Happy birthday!”, 251. Since it’s the thought that counts, I hoped you wouldn’t mind! It’s been really important for me. “Today, it’s important to smile and laugh as much as you can. 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